Dear Technical Support

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lethal7, May 15, 2008.

  1. #1
    You guys will like this :p

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    Dear Technical Support,


    18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

    However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

    I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

    Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with CookingPlus and Cleanhouse2008.

    Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.

    These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

    Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

    Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

    Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2008, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2008, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

    Help requested please!
     
    Lethal7, May 15, 2008 IP
  2. w3bmaster

    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #2
    Very old joke ... but still funny
     
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  3. web_hunk

    web_hunk Peon

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    #3
    Good one! :D

    Have seen a different version of this but this is completely new for me!
     
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  4. bob50963

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    #4
    lol funny :-D
     
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  5. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #5
    Yeah, Old Joke.
    But, with a new touch.
     
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    #6
    That's funny.
     
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  7. chtdatweb

    chtdatweb Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Yeah i liked this one :D
     
    chtdatweb, May 15, 2008 IP