Dating tips (for a single guy)

Hi all,
I know this is a computer forum and I love it here but Id thought I would ask this question since there are alot of helpful info here and a good population of females too. Anyways Im a single male and looking to get back into the dating scene. Any tips from females and also males to help me out. Thanks

 

Shave, get a good haircut, wear nice shirts, clean shoes and say "hi". Has worked for me.

 

flattery will always get you somewhere. don't overdo it though.

 

Make sure you have a big bulge in your pants. Namely a wallet full of money. hehe

 

talk to nintendo...he's THE ladies man!

 

Here's a real good dating tip. Take the big pip out before you bite into it!

 

Buy a pimp cane.

 

Clean the pipes before your date (if no clue what I meant, watch "There is something about Mary" )

 

another tip that I got from my scout days. Always be READY.

 

That is very good advice. But I've never tried it. I swear.

 

always wear deodorant and invest in a good-smelling cologne.

 

I was first going to advise him to be cool and relaxed, but after being out of the "scene" for so long, he'll be better off doing what I said instead

 

Wear a wedding ring.

tom

 

Yeah, cologne and a nice looking watch.

 

No matter what else you do. Never push out a fart that lasts more than 15 seconds.

 

watch can be important, especially if the girl digs $$$ and yeah dont fart for too long

 

Yes. I find that farting (especially in your date's face and then laughing afterwards) is a deal breaker. I don't get it. Never have. Never will.

 

Arrive to the disco in an Aston Martin DB9...

 

Asking her to squeeze the zits on your back's a turn off too!

 

I diagree. They all want to pop your back zits. I'm telling ya, it's a secret of theirs.