Daily Quotes and Funny Jokes

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  1. bulram

    bulram Member

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    #21
    Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

    Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

    It has been said of the world’s history hitherto that might makes right. It is for us and for our time to reverse the maxim, and to say that right makes might.

    “People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the huge waves of the seas, at the long course of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars, and yet they pass by themselves without wondering.”

    Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

    All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
     
    bulram, Jun 8, 2011 IP
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    #22
    Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.

    Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

    A successful person is a dreamer whom someone believed in.

    Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

    Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed.
     
    bulram, Jun 9, 2011 IP
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    #23
    From an IRC session:

     
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    #24
    Santa was on a petrol pump. He saw a notice stick on wall of Petrol Pump "dnt use your mobile phones here, it may cause fire at petrol pump". santa mobile all his friends and said "donot call me, i m at petrol pump."
     
    sneakynetter, Jun 10, 2011 IP