Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"


The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.


Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.


As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said
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'You have Male!'

 

looooool xDDDD

 

lol...nice technical appearance...



Thanks

 

I heard this one years ago, but it never gets old

 

Very Very Funny, I am still laughing and will get mad soon.

 

Really very funny..... I am also happy that on not using a firewall, he only got a male and not some dreaded virus!

Regards,

RightMan

 

That was a pretty good one.

 

sorry didn't find it funny at all, maybe because i'm a software developer

 

lol.... but I would replace the harddrive with pendrive or usb stick

 

This joke never gets old! Thanks for bringing back classic moments with this joke.

Yugo,

 

sorry, don't get what's soooo funny here,, but the firewall thing kinda was.. lol

 

Lol..wasnt expecting the last part!

good one

 

Very technical & funny

 

Last time I heard this joke it ended in a different way

Daddy said
......, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later you were born.

And the kid asks daddy didn't you fuck??

 

LOL I suppose this is funny.....

 

nice joke.. very funny

 

Wow nice jock
I laughed my ass off

 

loooooooooooollllllllolllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzz

 

ha ha
Like it

 

very nice idea of thinking.