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DADDY ! HOW WAS I BORN ? - A Must Read Joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by prakash_bacholar, Mar 29, 2008.

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    DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,
    SEMrush
    His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
    "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

    "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
    MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
    cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
    agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
    upload, we discovered that neither
    one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
    button."

    "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
    saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
    program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
    in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
    and said:


    You've Got Male'!" :D:D:D
     
    prakash_bacholar, Mar 29, 2008 IP
    SEMrush
  2. FreelanceFirm

    FreelanceFirm Banned

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    #2
    Don't want to make you sad but this was posted before also here on General Chat Section.
    Ya, it's a very funny joke.
     
    FreelanceFirm, Mar 29, 2008 IP
  3. >>>TO><IC<<<

    >>>TO><IC<<< Active Member

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    #3
    it was really funny lolz TFS ....
     
    >>>TO><IC<<<, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    oldmentor Banned

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    #4
    I never heard this one before, its funny.
     
    oldmentor, Mar 29, 2008 IP
  5. dynashox

    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #5
    Old joke. But it still funny though. :D
     
    dynashox, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    mediahost Active Member

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    #6
    lol I never heard that one before. Did you make that up or did you find it somewhere?
     
    mediahost, Mar 29, 2008 IP
  7. kaung

    kaung Twitter @KaungKo

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    #7
    this joke's new to me and a good one! haha
     
    kaung, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    Rintrus Active Member

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    #8
    Good one :D
     
    Rintrus, Mar 29, 2008 IP
  9. kingofsanda

    kingofsanda Peon

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    #9
    This is pretty funny.
     
    kingofsanda, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    5starpix Notable Member

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    #10
    haha, really nice joke mate :)
     
    5starpix, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    lightstarm2k Well-Known Member

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    #11
    Nice joke and new to me too :D:D:D

    thanks
     
    lightstarm2k, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    Mr_Nickle Peon

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    #12
    Haha. It actually is funny, good find
     
    Mr_Nickle, Mar 29, 2008 IP
  13. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #13
    That was pretty good. I do love these funny tech jokes....i'll post one soon.
     
    mikey1090, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    myadsense Peon

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    #14
    never heard before..thx for sharing ..:D
     
    myadsense, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    SFNUM8 Active Member

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    #15
    good one very funny!!
     
    SFNUM8, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    #16
    Funny one, hearing for the first time.
    This is the hi-tech way of telling your son about the reproduction process
     
    dairyman, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    SEOBusiness Well-Known Member

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    #17
    It is my third time to hear this joke.Old old joke here,thank you for sharing anyway.
     
    SEOBusiness, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #18
    This joke is new to me and it is really funny :)
     
    coderbari, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    #19
    Lol, hilarious joke.
     
    GIR, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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    th13rteen Banned

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    #20
    I heard this before. Funny though. lol
     
    th13rteen, Mar 29, 2008 IP