Cute funny sayings

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by qazwsxed, Mar 18, 2011.

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    HI
    Enjoy some funny quotes and cute funny sayings...

    Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
    I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

    Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

    When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

    Everyone has a photographic memory.* Some just don't have film.
    You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

    Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
    I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

    Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

    Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

    Death is hereditary.

    There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

    An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

    Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

    When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

    Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

    Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

    Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

    They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

    Always borrow money from a pessimist.* He won't expect it back.

    I like work.* It fascinates me.* I* sit and look at it for hours.

    If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

    Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

    Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
     
    qazwsxed, Mar 18, 2011 IP
  2. massjo

    massjo Active Member

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    funny one.
     
    massjo, Mar 18, 2011 IP
  3. boundlessmartin

    boundlessmartin Active Member

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    you really make me laugh lol.
     
    boundlessmartin, Mar 19, 2011 IP
  4. PhillipCJ

    PhillipCJ Greenhorn

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    Which one?
     
    PhillipCJ, Mar 19, 2011 IP
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    "Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse." Thomas Szasz
     
    mmm555, Mar 20, 2011 IP
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    Amitoops Well-Known Member

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    That very good but or me the funny saying is that"i love you" i mean what is this every one used to to tell to evrey one i love you ....
     
    Amitoops, Mar 20, 2011 IP