Buying Creative Writing - $7 for around 200 words

I have a slightly different request from the norm, but I thought I'd see if there are any interested writers.

I am looking for fun metaphors for children and some specific supporting words and phrases. I have a template of questions to complete. It shouldn't be more than 200 words when finished, but I want those to be 200 fun, silly, humorous, cohesive words.

If you are interested, please reply with a metaphor suggestion such as Why Cats are Like Ninjas. I will pick up to 5 and send the question template. I would like to receive the answers back within 3 business days. At that time, I'll pay $7 via Paypal.

Thanks,
Linnea

 

Cats are flexible, stealthy, and elastic like ninjas.

 

So, what metaphor would you want to write on? Why Cats are like Ninjas? or do you have another one you'd recommend? I want to make sure I understand your reply. Thanks! Linnea

 

I'm not completely sure I understand the project - may I please see this 'question template'?

If it's '200 fun, silly, humorous, cohesive words.' wouldn't that be 200 words on various words to metaphoric terms or fun words for kids to make sense of as partner-words? Or, would it be 200 words on Why Cats Are Like Ninjas? How could I recommenced another one, if I don't know the topic or the predetermined list of 200 categorically associated metaphors? Thanks. William

 

Would you like me to write 200 words on Why Cats Are Like Ninjas, using various metaphors, analogies, synonyms, and or antonyms?

 

Yes. Let's give that a try. Thanks for replying.