If you are fluent in English, have excellent copywriting skills, and are equipped with a good sense of humor, I have a project for you. I offer competitive rates and a possibility of 3 month employment. Apple.com geeks will take precedence. Please PM me samples of your creative and funny work today.
Re: Creative writer. Please do not PM me canned responses with samples of your general article writing. I will not respond to that. I only want to see samples of FUNNY and CREATIVE writing exclusively. Fiction is preferred. Thank you.
So you are saying you want original snappy content submitted (as opposed to a portfolio piece) for a chance of being paid an undisclosed rate? That unto itself is kind of funny.