Courtroom Comic

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by zenilshroff, Feb 18, 2008.

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    These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.

    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July fifteenth.
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.

    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    Q: How old is your son-the one living with you.
    A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: Forty-five years.

    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A: My name is Susan.

    Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
    A: After the accident?
    Q: Before the accident.
    A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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    zenilshroff, Feb 18, 2008 IP
  2. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    Cool one..
     
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  3. gerritpoel

    gerritpoel Active Member

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    I think the First one is the best...
     
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    Kceltyr Peon

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    Number four is my favourite, fallowed by number 1.
     
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    zenilshroff Well-Known Member

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    third one is my favourite
     
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