Courses for Mean and Women

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by daringtakers, Jul 8, 2009.

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    Courses for Women Taught by men, for women.

    101
    Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

    102
    Doing Housework Without Complaining

    103
    Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

    104
    Going to The Washroom Alone
    (formerly Coping Without My Friends)

    105
    Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"

    106
    Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

    107
    Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

    108
    How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong

    109
    Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"

    110
    Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must

    111
    The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

    112
    Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"

    113
    "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous

    114
    How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him

    115
    The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle

    116
    You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

    117
    Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable

    118
    Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
    (formerly One Can Is Enough)

    119
    Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World

    120
    Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook

    121
    Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There

    122
    Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours

    123
    Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases

    124
    Makeup: The Less is More Theory

    125
    Nagging: Stop the Insanity!

    Courses for Men Taught by women, for men.

    101
    Combating Stupidity

    102
    You Too Can Do Housework

    103
    P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

    104
    How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

    105
    We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
    Give Us Money

    106
    Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
    At 4 AM

    107
    Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")

    108
    Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception

    109
    Get a Life – Learn How To Cook

    110
    How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

    111
    Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right

    112
    Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

    113
    You – The Weaker Sex

    114
    Reasons To Give Flowers

    115
    How To Stay Awake After

    116
    Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
    Anywhere But the Bathroom

    117
    Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

    118A
    You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

    118B
    The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

    119
    The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

    120
    How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

    121
    How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

    122
    The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency

    123
    Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

    124
    How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

    125
    You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

    126
    Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

    127
    Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

    128
    The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

    129
    Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

    130
    Real Men Ask For Directions

    131
    How To Take Illness Like a Man
     
    daringtakers, Jul 8, 2009 IP
  2. anurag_online

    anurag_online Well-Known Member

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    Your title says: "Courses for Mean and Women" I read it "Courses for Mean Women" lolz!!
     
    anurag_online, Jul 8, 2009 IP
  3. daringtakers

    daringtakers Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I misspelled it.. but now there's no way to correct :(
     
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    anurag_online Well-Known Member

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    I know its typo error but see how my mind works hehe!!
     
    anurag_online, Jul 8, 2009 IP
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    Bohra Prominent Member

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    lol contact any mod probably they can fix the title for you
     
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  6. dare2k

    dare2k Peon

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    Nice topics there. It could be very funny attending it.
     
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    fusion23 Peon

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    haha,, this is funny, i will email to friends, very creative indeed.
     
    fusion23, Jul 9, 2009 IP
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    James.Smith61616 Peon

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    #8
    forget thattt
     
    James.Smith61616, Aug 17, 2009 IP
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    Market1 Greenhorn

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    #9
    good post and funny:)
     
    Market1, Aug 17, 2009 IP
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    -webtor- Peon

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    where'd you get this? this is genius! LOL!
     
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    AC-Coach Peon

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    lol I thought the same thing...I thought it was going to be a thread about mean women ;)
     
    AC-Coach, Aug 17, 2009 IP
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    x10media Peon

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    Thanks for the jokes (the title and the list) :)
     
    x10media, Aug 17, 2009 IP