Conversation In A Plane

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by web_hunk, May 7, 2008.

  1. #1
    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The stranger thinks about it and says," Hmmm. I have no idea.

    The little girl replies." Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power
    when you don't know shit?"

    :D
     
    web_hunk, May 7, 2008 IP
  2. thekrash

    thekrash Well-Known Member

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    #2
    Ahaha nice one. Pwned by a little girl. xD
     
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    chtdatweb Well-Known Member

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    #3
    PMSL :D very very funny, that cheered my day up! nice one :D
     
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    nicrune007 Peon

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    #4
    He got PWNED! :D
     
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    sawz Prominent Member

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    #5
    thats a good one, don't recall ever hearing it.
    made me smile. :)
     
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    atoztoa Well-Known Member

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    #6
    poor chap...can't stop laughing
     
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    sw3t_simplicity88 Peon

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    #7
    Hehe...nice one! ^_^
     
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    rsrikanth05 Well-Known Member

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    #8
    This came in an email a little while back.
     
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    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #9
    Nice joke! I had a good laugh, thanks:D
     
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    sheilasultani Peon

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    #10
    That was a good one!
     
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    ca4nul Active Member

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    #11
    nice one mate
     
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    web_hunk Peon

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    #12
    Now don't take someone lightly, the next time you are on a flight or a public place for that matter! :D
     
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    farooqaaa Well-Known Member

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    #13
    OWNED!! by a little girl. LOL.. I heard this before. Nice joke.

    Whats the answer to that question? :D
     
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    Algert Well-Known Member

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    #14
    lol ! too damn funny ! liked this one !
     
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    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #15
    Owned. I read this one before but still find its funny. :D
     
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    #16
    haha... owned.

    I bet he didnt say a word after that.
     
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    #17
    Haha,
    Very funnyyy!! :)
     
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #18
    LMAO.He is bowled out by the girl :D
     
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    Mr.SEOandLinks Banned

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    #19
    Funny! I like this joke.
    :))
     
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    #20
    hahah mad funny =P
     
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