Hi DPers! This may seem like an odd contest, but I'm looking for a couple of humourous sentences to put on my 404 Not Found page. I would like something like: You win again, gravity! Look’s like you’ve ended up at a URL that doesn’t exist. This might be because we broke something, someone else broke something, the internets is broken, or perhaps because you’ve done something stupid. Or maybe you were trying to hack our site. If you were, please stop it, because that’s not a nice thing to do. If you think it’s our fault you’re here, then please contact us and we'll fix the problem straight away. Please ensure that your sentences are not in use through copyscape. Please PM me all entries! Winner will be announced in 1 week. The contest cannot close without at least 10 entries. Thanks & Good Luck!
Sorry this Url does not exist, Oh Great, You pissed the Url off! Thanks a lot, now it does not exist. At least now you can close the page on our relationship. I'll be waiting in your temporary folders if you ever want to see me again.