Are you looking for high-quality content from a writer whose native language is English at a crazy low price? Then look no further. I am offering the unbelievable bargain price of just one cent per word. No restrictions what so ever. This sale won't last long, so hurry and purchase your article, blog post, or essay today!
When you say "high-quality content" am I to assume that you are selling content that is 100% filled with "Ten-dollar" words with a minimum length of four syllables?
No, as a matter of fact, my writing is concise and unpretentious, what I meant was that my work is completely devoid of any grammatical or typographical errors, on account of my rigorous proofreading process.
Error: Corrected: Is this an example of your "rigorous" proofreading process? Run-on sentences are NOT good English by even the worst standards. Not sure, but the last comma in the above quotes also seems incorrect to me. I think it should be deleted.
Apparently you don't believe that FIRST impressions COUNT. If you cannot concisely, grammatically, and typographically present your case to a potential buyer, HOW is that potential buyer supposed to believe that you can deliver the concise, grammatical, and typographical content that you promise? BTW I am too stupid to be Hemmingway.