I am a writer looking to sell web content, copy, blog posts, and articles. I am looking to sell a total amount of $197 this weekend only! If you need content hit me up ASAP!! I am willing to literally match your budget within reason to get the money that I need to help my dear wife! Thanks for checking out and look forward to serving you this weekend! Eric P.S. I have a buy it now price for $197, but you can hit me up for any of your writing projects and I promise we can work something out especially since I am so motivated to have this flash sale!
We have 2 full time writers under contract and 2 pinch hit article writers, so I don't need you...but I did want to congratulate you on a *very* original sales pitch.