Common forum and email syntactical and grammatical errors

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by minstrel, Jun 7, 2006.

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    #1: Loose for lose
    No: I always loose the product key.
    Yes: I always lose the product key.

    #2: It's for its (or god forbid, its')
    No: Download the HTA, along with it's readme file.
    Yes: Download the HTA, along with its readme file.

    No: The laptop is overheating and its making that funny noise again.
    Yes: The laptop is overheating and it's making that funny noise again.

    #3: They're for their for there
    No: The managers are in they're weekly planning meeting.
    Yes: The managers are in their weekly planning meeting.

    No: The techs have to check there cell phones at the door, and their not happy about it.
    Yes: The techs have to check their cell phones at the door, and they're not happy about it.

    #4: i.e. for e.g.
    No: Use an anti-spyware program (i.e., Ad-Aware).
    Yes: Use an anti-spyware program (e.g., Ad-Aware).

    Note: The term "i.e." means "that is"; e.g. means "for example". And a comma follows both of them.

    #5: Effect for affect
    No: The outage shouldn't effect any users during work hours.
    Yes: The outage shouldn't affect any users during work hours.
    Yes: The outage shouldn't have any effect on users.
    Yes: We will effect several changes during the downtime.

    Note: Impact is not a verb. Purists, at least, beg you to use affect instead:

    No: The outage shouldn't impact any users during work hours.
    Yes: The outage shouldn't affect any users during work hours.
    Yes: The outage should have no impact on users during work hours.

    #6: You're for your
    No: Remember to defrag you're machine on a regular basis.
    Yes: Remember to defrag your machine on a regular basis.

    No: Your right about the changes.
    Yes: You're right about the changes.

    #7: Different than for different from
    No: This setup is different than the one at the main office.
    Yes: This setup is different from the one at the main office.
    Yes: This setup is better than the one at the main office.

    #8 Lay for lie
    No: I got dizzy and had to lay down.
    Yes: I got dizzy and had to lie down.
    Yes: Just lay those books over there.

    #9: Then for than
    No: The accounting department had more problems then we did.
    Yes: The accounting department had more problems than we did.

    #10: Could of, would of for could have, would have
    No: I could of installed that app by mistake.
    Yes: I could have installed that app by mistake.

    No: I would of sent you a meeting notice, but you were out of town.
    Yes: I would have sent you a meeting notice, but you were out of town.
     
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    cloudybutnice Peon

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    Misuse of punctuation really annoys me. Also the abbreviations used in text messages. I'm no scholar, but it seems to me we're destroying the language. Maybe I'm just getting old.
     
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  3. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    I think it's a losing battle :eek:
     

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