Clickbank Sales Page that make you LOL!

Discussion in 'ClickBank' started by rolf, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. #1
    Every now and again I just laugh out loud at other marketers.

    Check out this dude's sales page. I gotta say, it could be a winner, but the photos and small headline above it made me crack up in laughter!

    http://www.iwillsurvive2012.com

    I wonder if the guy on the left has any idea he is making money for other people!

    Any other funnies you can share?
     
    rolf, Nov 19, 2009 IP
  2. GeorgeB.

    GeorgeB. Notable Member

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    Yeah but funny or not, like you said, the guy might have a winner here.

    An actual 2012 survival guide -- instead of just selling 2012 "information" like all the rest of them.
     
    GeorgeB., Nov 19, 2009 IP
  3. jimmybloggs91

    jimmybloggs91 Peon

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    #3
    Survive 2012....act exactly how you did in 2011 and will act in 2013

    That will be $37 off all of you please
     
    jimmybloggs91, Nov 19, 2009 IP
  4. mcapodici

    mcapodici Well-Known Member

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    I heard you get a Gloria Gaynor song free with every purchase. :p
     
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    tibor28 Peon

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    I dont think that page is THAT bad. I like the 2 photos on top :D

    What makes me lol is the typical "as seen on TV" picture on almost every sales page. Not only because 99% of the products were never really featured on TV but also because its trying to say that the product is something amazing just because it was "seen on TV!!!". As if everything in TV was good and true :rolleyes:
     
    tibor28, Nov 19, 2009 IP
  6. DrEMiami

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    #6
    conpisracy crap always sells well
     
    DrEMiami, Nov 19, 2009 IP
  7. alexs464

    alexs464 Well-Known Member

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    $27!!! It's a real bargain! :p
     
    alexs464, Nov 20, 2009 IP
  8. kaiba910

    kaiba910 Well-Known Member

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    yeah $27 is bargain. You don't need to spend 1 billion euro to get a ship ticket :D...lol
     
    kaiba910, Nov 20, 2009 IP
  9. donluttrull

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    If 2012 happens there is only the wealthy 1% who odds are will make it through it. Other than that, I really could care less. Just like when the 2000 quacks came running and thinking the end was coming. There is alot of money in marketing to the crazies.

    Can't wait for the guide of "the rapture is coming be prepared" and the HUGE base you could market that to lol.
     
    donluttrull, Nov 20, 2009 IP
  10. affiliatenewbie

    affiliatenewbie Peon

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    First of all this catastrophe theory has been aired at frequent intervals. The Mayan claendar, The chinese predictions so on and so forth.We have crossed 2000 and many other 'hurdles' .It has become a fashion to scare people and (make money ??) bring out new theories. In 2012 nothing is going to happen here and people would walk on earth as usual.Iam baffled by the gullible lot who spend money on this garbage theory.

    Worst come worst ,If the earth is going to perish none of us could give a support to it and we would gladly accept the fact.After all we have not given any guarantee for anyone that we would live to see the next centuary!!

    I am reminded of the words of wisdom of one of the sages

    "The one who created this universe, knows better how to run the same" and these little headed need not break their head day and night.Instead let them concentrate on something productive and useful to the ailing society.
     
    affiliatenewbie, Nov 20, 2009 IP
  11. evelinawilliams007

    evelinawilliams007 Notable Member

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    Some people may be really tempted to buy the product..

    And the reason is that landing page can really influence someone to do so, making them feel nervous, scared of what's going to be happening in 2012.

    I personally see the whole story as a new marketing tool. 2012 is just another money maker.

    Al.
     
    evelinawilliams007, Nov 22, 2009 IP
  12. GeorgR.

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    that site is actually pretty pleasant, the pics are nice. I think he might sell quite some.
     
    GeorgR., Nov 22, 2009 IP
  13. Sem-Advance

    Sem-Advance Notable Member

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    #13
    People are so vapid lol......

    Lets look at this using logic.

    People are falling for some persons "thought" that the no longer existent Aztecs declared the earth coming to an end...... :rolleyes: Stupid Thought 1

    Next

    Y2k Scare - Stupid Thought 2

    Anyone have H1N1 Masks for sale????? :rolleyes:
     
    Sem-Advance, Nov 22, 2009 IP
  14. kittyluver

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    Nice info!!! Now I have become as an affiliater for this product.
     
    kittyluver, Nov 22, 2009 IP
  15. going2oahu

    going2oahu Well-Known Member

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    I actually like this type of landing page, and I'll bet that more and more products will appear in this little niche as we approach the dreaded day of destruction. Although there will be as much media hype denouncing this crazy 2012 theory as there is for doom and gloom, these products will do very well in my opinion. Just make sure you have a new product to pitch on December 13th, 2012 - oh, and expect a few refunds after that date as well :)
     
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    In 2012 most people will not be able to request a refund for products bought years prior.
     
    Sem-Advance, Nov 22, 2009 IP
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    #17
    Looks cool, lol
     
    kacangijo, Nov 22, 2009 IP
  18. going2oahu

    going2oahu Well-Known Member

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    I probably wasn't as clear on that as I'd like to have been. I meant that sales for this type of product will pick up as D-Day approaches (lots of sales in September, October, and November 2012). So, expect a lot of refunds when nothing happens on 12-12-12.
     
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  19. Sem-Advance

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    Yep makes more sense.......

    So do you cut PPC spend those months to preserve cash??? :D
     
    Sem-Advance, Nov 22, 2009 IP
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    That 2012 website is classic
     
    Rhys Davies, Nov 22, 2009 IP