1. Advertising
    y u no do it?

    Advertising (learn more)

    Advertise virtually anything here, with CPM banner ads, CPM email ads and CPC contextual links. You can target relevant areas of the site and show ads based on geographical location of the user if you wish.

    Starts at just $1 per CPM or $0.10 per CPC.

CIA experimentation

Discussion in 'Legal Issues' started by tired, Dec 15, 2017.

  1. #1
    Hello,
    SEMrush
    I am under experimentation for the CIA and I want to stop it now.
    They ignore me and I do not know who to contact.
    I am not free to do anything and it became dangerous.
    It is against my rights as an American citizen.
    Does someone have a suggestion?
    I don’t have a job.
    Is it against the constitution to block a citizen without his consent?
    Do I have to arrive to the Supreme Court to resolve this issue? If yes, are my thoughts enough or do I have to hire an attorney authorize by the law of the United States to protect my rights?

    Thanks to everyone.

    A
     
    tired, Dec 15, 2017 IP
    SEMrush
  2. tired

    tired Peon

    Messages:
    2
    Likes Received:
    0
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    1
    #2
    It is a serious Emergency, I don’t know how many days I can survive without a job.
    For Emergency I refer to my finances, not my health.

    Thanks
     
    tired, Dec 15, 2017 IP
  3. mikebvm

    mikebvm Greenhorn

    Messages:
    71
    Likes Received:
    5
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    23
    #3
    Have you considered faking your own death, major facial surgery, and staying in a motel paid in cash? I do this weekly and to the best of my knowledge the CIA is baffled as to my whereabouts.
     
    mikebvm, Feb 19, 2018 IP
    jrbiz and JoeSpirit like this.
  4. pmf123

    pmf123 Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,413
    Likes Received:
    74
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    165
    #4
    Slowly put the crack pipe down and step away
     
    pmf123, Feb 21, 2018 IP
    jrbiz and JoeSpirit like this.
  5. BoyJohnson

    BoyJohnson Greenhorn

    Messages:
    57
    Likes Received:
    13
    Best Answers:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    23
    #5
    Did you survive?

    I may be able to sneak you out of America and over trumps wall into Mexico? The CIA may still follow you but you'll be harder to track in Mexico. I can also provide you with more crack if needed.
     
    BoyJohnson, Mar 1, 2018 IP
    jrbiz likes this.
  6. jrbiz

    jrbiz Illustrious Member

    Messages:
    4,041
    Likes Received:
    1,523
    Best Answers:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    420
    #6
    I have started up my tinfoil hat business again recently due to a perceived need in the marketplace. I can guarantee that it will prevent the CIA from reading your mind and influencing your brain waves in nefarious ways. It also makes a great baked potato at dinner time.

    All of the deluxe versions of the hat are custom-made, so if you post your head measurements, I can provide a custom quote for you. Note that with the aluminum tariffs that are now in effect, the price for the hats is only going to go up in the weeks ahead, so act now to get the CIA off your case at a low, low cost!
     
    jrbiz, Mar 12, 2018 IP
    mikebvm likes this.