Chuck Norris Jokes (Add Your Own)

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  1. kimreal

    kimreal Member

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    the earth rotates because chuck norris is walking on it
     
    kimreal, Mar 7, 2011 IP
  2. sameer-sj

    sameer-sj Active Member

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    #82
    Nice thread i love chuck norris xD i found this quite nice facebook app, its got a good collection of all chuck norris jokes, check it out.
     
    sameer-sj, May 27, 2011 IP
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    lol you are so cute Munday :))
     
    d_m0r3, May 27, 2011 IP
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    #84
    Chuck Norris can make Magikarp learn Hyper Beam. Chuck Norris can also escape the Master Ball
     
    Supergamer123, Jun 1, 2011 IP
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    #85
    If you've ever seen a shooting star, it's because Chuck Norris shot it.

    Jesus wears a WWCND bracelet.

    Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
     
    DattMuff, Aug 2, 2011 IP
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    #86
    Chuck Norris records 1080p videos with a calculator. chuck norris can complete the worlds hardest game with 0 deaths. chuck norris can break into any shop and the alarm wont go on beacause it aint stupid. :D:):)
     
    grako013, Aug 13, 2011 IP
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    #87
    Sorry folks, Richard Dean Anderson could beat Chuck Norris with a paper-clip!
     
    mrbrainerpop, Sep 6, 2011 IP
  8. alodia

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    #88

    haha! love this one...:) cool!
     
    alodia, Sep 7, 2011 IP
  9. TechSole

    TechSole Well-Known Member

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    When Chuck Norris pours milk into his rice crispy's they shut the F*** up!
     
    TechSole, Sep 7, 2011 IP
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    Quagmire Greenhorn

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    #90
    Everyone knows the speed of light...Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
     
    Quagmire, Sep 7, 2011 IP
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    Quagmire Greenhorn

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    #91
    Chuck Norris can break a snakes legs
     
    Quagmire, Sep 7, 2011 IP
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    Chuck Norris can insert a photo in a .txt file :D
     
    eamiro, Dec 27, 2011 IP
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    #93
    Chuck Norris didn't like "The Expendables 2" title, so it's now Chuck Norris and the Expendables.
     
    jvyzsy, Jan 23, 2012 IP
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    #94
    If you are undefeated in anything, you haven't gone up against C.N.
     
    mariorangel3, Jun 15, 2012 IP
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    #95
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
     
    mariorangel3, Jun 15, 2012 IP
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    #96
    Chuck Norris played paper, rock, scissors in the mirror and won!
     
    mariorangel3, Jun 15, 2012 IP
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    #97
    I just thought of two good ones..

    1. The illuminati joined chuck norris.

    2. The world didn't end on 12/21/12 because chuck norris threw a roundhouse kick, and the gods deemed us worthy to live
     
    madams88, Jan 15, 2013 IP
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    Chuck Norris does it and doesn't go blind
     
    48stheman, Jan 17, 2013 IP
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    i never understood the fascination was created for rednecks?
     
    my1ken, Jan 19, 2013 IP
  20. Karen May Jones

    Karen May Jones Prominent Member

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    #100
    Chuck Norris Fact:
    Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair.
    :D
     
    Karen May Jones, Jan 29, 2013 IP
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