Chuck Norris Jokes (Add Your Own)

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  1. Damocles

    Damocles Peon

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    #41
    Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into the same bar, it collapsed because it wasn't structurally sound enough to take that much cool in one place.
     
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  2. izlik

    izlik Well-Known Member

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    #42
    Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
     
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  3. Murphdog

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    #43
    Alien Vs. Preditor are both trying to lose because they know the winner has to fight Chuck Norris.
     
    Murphdog, Jan 30, 2009 IP
  4. Murphdog

    Murphdog Peon

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    #44
    Chuck Norris' car doesn't run on gas, it runs on f e a r.
     
    Murphdog, Jan 30, 2009 IP
  5. Murphdog

    Murphdog Peon

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    #45
    Chuck Norris is the reason why Rambo is hiding in the Mountains
     
    Murphdog, Jan 30, 2009 IP
  6. Murphdog

    Murphdog Peon

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    #46
    Chuck Norris doesn't use an ATM card, he just stares down the machine until money comes out.
     
    Murphdog, Feb 1, 2009 IP
  7. AKbiker

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    #47
    people get lost in the bermuda triangle because they are trespassing on chuck norris' property.
     
    AKbiker, Feb 12, 2009 IP
  8. EvcRo

    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #48
    Chuck Norris sucks :p
     
    EvcRo, Feb 12, 2009 IP
  9. sphinktercalciphication o

    sphinktercalciphication o Peon

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    #49
    In an attemp to simulate a Chuck Norris verses Chuck Norris fight, the simulator exploded taking the building out causing a masssive micro fusion fission blast giving everybody herpes within a ninety mile radius.
     
    sphinktercalciphication o, Feb 21, 2009 IP
  10. sphinktercalciphication o

    sphinktercalciphication o Peon

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    #50
    What do the Yetti, Bigfoot, and the lack nes monster have in common? They're all on the run from Chuck Norris.
     
    sphinktercalciphication o, Feb 21, 2009 IP
  11. sphinktercalciphication o

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    #51
    Chuck Norris doesnt have to iron his clothes, they tence up out of FEAR.
     
    sphinktercalciphication o, Feb 21, 2009 IP
  12. sphinktercalciphication o

    sphinktercalciphication o Peon

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    #52
    Chuck Norris never has dirty underwear, he scares the shit out of it.
     
    sphinktercalciphication o, Feb 21, 2009 IP
  13. sphinktercalciphication o

    sphinktercalciphication o Peon

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    #53
    Chuck Norris kicked the black out of blue screen of death.
     
    sphinktercalciphication o, Feb 21, 2009 IP
  14. sphinktercalciphication o

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    #54
    Chuck Norris found a pattern in Pi.
     
    sphinktercalciphication o, Feb 21, 2009 IP
  15. MichaelJK

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    #55
    That's a good one. :)
     
    MichaelJK, Feb 22, 2009 IP
  16. Alex-Z

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    #56
    Chuck Norris is not Sancho. He doesn't need to.

    (if you get it, i'd like to hear from you, lol)
     
    Alex-Z, Mar 4, 2009 IP
  17. nightstalker1

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    #57
    The sun will eventually burn out because Chuck Norris stared at it
     
    nightstalker1, Dec 7, 2009 IP
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    #58
    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he is actually pushing the world down.
     
    lukeypukey932, Mar 17, 2010 IP
  19. kalimba

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    #59
    Chuck Norris shortly died after an operation involving the removal of excess muscle tissues in his face , amazingly the beard survived and is on the move lurking its next victim to mount.
     
    Last edited: Apr 23, 2010
    kalimba, Apr 23, 2010 IP
  20. kalimba

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    #60
    Chuck Norris eats metal for breakfast.
     
    kalimba, Apr 23, 2010 IP
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