Ok, got this idea from Chuck Norris Facts, but we'll do our own. Add em as you get em... Chuck Norris is a former #1 draft pick in the NFL. He immediately retired when they told him in training camp that a round house kick to the face was not a legal method of tackling. Enraged, he cursed the franchise to never ever make the playoffs. We know them as the Detroit Lions.
Know why we have not caught Osama yet? Chuck Norris is to busy roundhouse kicking people to do for the President. Shawn
there are so many good ones i can't think of just one to post. i can't wait to read what everyone else puts as their favorite. -dan
i was checking this thread out again to see if anyone else had posted. but when i read this post again, i started thinking: would chuck norris waste time suing people, or would have just find each one of them and give them a spinning round house kick to the head? -dan
Chuck Norris does not sleep with a light on because he is scared of the dark, he sleeps with a light on because the dark is scared of him!
After partying all night Chuck Norris doesn't throw up he throws down Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse a horse is hung like Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes in to donate blood, he doesn't allow them to use a needle. He asks for a gun and a bucket..... Dinner with my boyfriend's family consists of competitions on who has the worst Chuck Norris quote so I've heard hundreds unfortunately....
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. lmfao