Hi all guys and girls. I love to laugh & read jokes, and these are my personal favorite types of jokes - Chuck Norris Facts. For anyone that doesn't know him ( although i think that is not possible for someone to not know him ) he is '' THE most powerfull ranger that stops crime '' ( also known for his Roundhouse kick ). If you wanna laugh this is the type of jokes that you can never get bored of. Just go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com and i guarantee you will laugh like crazy. a couple of my favorites: # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. #Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. # Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost # Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. # Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. This is a thread dedicated to Chuck Norris ( and all the things he can do ) This is the place to discuss about him, the jokes ( facts ) about him, your favorite facts etc... Always for a good laugh, Misa Misa
My favorite! This one is mine: # Every time Chuck Norris walks, he keeps the Earth rotating. (dedicated to Sensei Norris)
ok heres one then. When Chuck Norris swims in the water he doesnt get wet.. Instead the water gets Chuck Norris