Yea, I'd pay to watch that! Use the threat of Chuck Norris' third fist (hidden under his beard) to get things done in Congress!
I get a couple of Conservative Newsletters (They're Funny), and Chuck Norris is a frequent contributor. About once a week I get, "A letter from Chuck Norris". They are all starting to read like the National Inquirer. The more we get closer to election day, the more bizarre they are. I wouldn't be surprised to see one headlined "Proof Barack Obama has a tail, New Book Proves it"....and then of course they want you to buy the book. Seriously, that is how whacked out the newsletters are.
Ssssshhhh it won't be good for the forum if Chuck hears what you are saying. American's are lucky Chuck is there to protect them , every country needs a Chuck these days