Chocolate Naughtys

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by UKmember, Oct 6, 2008.

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    Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.

    She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
    they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine
    Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said.

    "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
    They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out
    the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his
    hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.

    Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she
    already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
    Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
    Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish
    Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
    She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed
    her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a
    Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.

    Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he
    was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a
    Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts. :D:D
     
    UKmember, Oct 6, 2008 IP
  2. digimac

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    oohher missus!
     
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    I am not very fond of poems and i doubt if posts are this big nobody will read it and the purpose of posting it is lost.
     
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    I never knew all the brand names of sweets when put together would be quite dirty :D
     
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    chocolate naughties are best seen in Japan ladies and mens private parts (politicly correct aye)done up in dark choc and milky way, very well made as well
     
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