Too funny! I tried a few commands. 'drink' was the only one I got to work. Apparently chickens can't fart
I tried "piss" and the chicken understood it. He "gave me the finger" too...although it was a little hard to see due to chickens not having fingers.
Try "die" it's funny. lol This reminds me of the beer girl one execpt if you typed in kiss she kiss another girl.
I tried somersault, but I can't tell what he did. It was something, but it didn't look like a somersault. He'll run around too, and jump off the chair. When you ask him to scratch his butt, he squats on the floor. It looks like when my dog is wiping his butt on my carpet after he takes a dump outside.
whenever i wanted him to do something dirty (like pee or take a dump) he would shake his finger at me!
Uhhhh...the kind that likes disco? lol There is also: http://www.subservientpresident.net/ Ask him things about drunk driving and Kerry.