Chemistry Of LOVE Symbol: ILU Atomic NO. : 2 Atomic Weight : Varies from couple to couple. Position in Periodic Table: Close to heart. Occurance: Occurs in high reactive state in college compounds, cinema halls , bus stops and parks. Method of preparation: • By the action of beauty upon heart , an exothermic reaction resulting in higher rate of heart beat & blood circulation. • By the combination of two complex compounds commonly known as a boy & a girl. Catalysts used: Friends , cousins, movies, restaurants and highly reactive imagination. Reducing Agents: Parents , neighbours , taechers and society. • Girl+Parents ---->Explosion resulting in loss of saline water from tear glands. • Boy+Parents ----> Rebellion. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Physical state: lighter than gas , flows faster than liquid and stronger than solid (further researches are in progress). Colour: Colour of life. Odour: Stronger enough to sweep off one's feet. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: • Action on Scientists: LOVE +Scientist ---> Philospher • Action on Teenager: LOVE +Teenager ---> Poet • Reacts vigourously on suppression. • Cannot be dissociatedby use of "Scold" and "Beat" energy. USES: • Helps in food economy, as one who is in love forgets to eat & drink. • Small subtle dosage is neccessary , as it is good for the mind & health. • Raw material for movie theme. • Non-conventional source of energy.
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