Chemistry of Girls.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by akki313, May 10, 2009.

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    chemistry Of Girls

    Symbol Miss
    Atomic Weight Highly Variable
    Atomic Number 420

    Physical Properties

    1 Boils Very Rapidly
    2 Freeze Very Quickly
    3 Melts Quickly On Receiving Gifts


    Chemical Properties

    1 Very Active And Highly Reactive
    2 Posses Great Affinity For Gold, Silver & Other Costly Items
    3 Violent Reactions If Made To Wait & Left Alone
    4 Turns Red When Placed Besides Better Looking Specimen Of
    Same Species

    Other Properties

    1 Stained Or Over-stained With Powder, Lipstick & All Other
    Cosmetics
    2 Never Ages Beyond Sweet 16
    3 Cries Instantaneously

    Uses

    1 A Fast Medium Of Spreading Top Secrets
    2 Best Income Or Pocket Money Reducing Agent

    Caution

    1 Highly Explosive
    2 Handle With Care..
     
    akki313, May 10, 2009 IP
  2. fireservice

    fireservice Well-Known Member

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    this is nice chemistry but girls definately wont like like it
     
    fireservice, May 29, 2009 IP