Me: oh my god God: That's alright. Your god? Me: yeah my god God:What kind is it? Where did you get your god? Me: its all over the place ... God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". is over the place? it is? Me: oh damn! typo error God i mean it is and wanted to type it's but did its so it is as it is God:And? What's wrong. And and wanted to type it is but did its so it is as it is is typo error God you mean it. Me: What could ever be wrong God:Is this some kind of intelligence test? Me: of course God:I don't judge people. Me: I don't judge god God:Would you ever do it? Me: would you? God:It depends on the circumstances. Me: such as God:For example, a tomato. Me: or a potato? God:Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: couch potato god God:Ask me another question. Me: you do have all the answers God:No I don't think I have any all the answers. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: I am sure God:Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? Me: both as a matter of fact God:Not many people say both. Me: I am different you see god God:I like people on the Fringe. Me: you do God:When do I do it? Me: what else do you do God:I spread gossip. Got any? Me: awesome God:I'm glad you liked it . Me: which one was the last gossip God:The last one, I think. Me: amazing God:Yes it amazes me too. Me: i am certain about that God:You sound convincing. Oh yeah, we were talking about that. Me: Amusing ...
Me: hey there God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: did just call me your child, bot ? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: well then I'm not your child till you explain it God: How about that. I am surprised to hear that you are not my child till me explain it. Me: God: How about that. I am surprised to hear that you are not my child till me explain it. Me: I don't know really, can you donate to me the half of the world ? God: We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org. Me: hahahahahahahahahaha you stupid a**, I asked you to donate to me I'm broke God: We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org. Me: LOOOL yh i'll donate to you my a** :d God: We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org. Me: can you give me a hundred bucks I need to go out with my girlfriend God: You want only one? . Me: you're poor just like me Me: God: I have no reason to do that to you, . God: I have no reason to do that to you, . Me: oh really! so why did you call me your child in the begining ? aren't you supposed to take care of me ? God: Er. For real. Tell me more. Your name is right? Yes I take care of you. Me: my name is ben laden God: Hey ben laden. Me: oh I'm shocked you didn't run away God: Yikes! I don't know anyone named shocked me did not run away. Me: hahaha you retard God: " I don't know anyone named shocked me did not run away."? haha me retard? Me: yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: because your last answear didn't make sense God: Interesting explanation. You think I am answear did not make sense. Me: yes i do God: Really. Me: yh really God: What's your favorite movie? For real. Me: are you running away from explaining ? hahahaha God: I am running on the Java virtual machine. We have never talked about it before. hahahah my funny chat