Chat With God...! [Interesting and Funny]

Hey ppl. Today i found a script. Its really very funny thats why sharing with you people.

Chat With Internet God (iGod)

http://god.pixcrazy.net

Please do use it and leave your comments here

Regards
F--K

 

I am unable to open the link. I am getting error page not found. I have cleared my cache as well but still not opening.

Waiting.....

 

god.pixcrazy.net please try now ... its working on my side.... do u have flash plugin installed?

thnx

 

so no one did like it?

 

Seen it, it's quite funny.

 

Here's mine:

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
redskins
God:
That's a very nice name, redskins.
Me:
thanks you
God:
You are quite welcome! " That's a very nice name, redskins."? Me, redskins ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
damn it
God:
Colloquial expression.
Me:
darn
God:
Gosh.
Me:
argh......
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
send mr some coffe
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( ) .
Me:
who's he?
God:
He is Dr. Wallace, I think.
Me:
what does he do?
God:
He is a paid client.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you are silly
God:
No I am God.
Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
01000011111111101110111111111
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
19:45
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Do you like to get up early?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
hm.....
God:
" No I am just kidding around."? hm.?
Me:
you stupid machine
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i will be dead then!
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
and celebrations...
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
that why robots are stupid
God:
" A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly." why robots are stupid ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
machines are stupid mwahaaa
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
why robots are stupid
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
10 hours
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i am a graduate
God:
You are a graduate? Is that your job?
Me:
yes it sucks
God:
How do you like your work? What is so bad about it?
Me:
pay
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
have some IQ
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
whats your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. I see.

 

hhahahaha ... is great conversation between u and god
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
look like u r talking with kindergarten boy

 

lolx dat was a funny chat

 

lol, you do had some time to waste..

 

God is just getting lazy. He has got robots to answer prayers

 

lol!
i had nice chatting with god...
and we are going to go to the bar today.. (he told me to install him in my PDA, lol! )

 

That conversation was entertaining

 

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i need your help
God:
Are you getting paid to ask me that? it is assistance I can give you.
Me:
you know .i am in poor country
God:
Tell me a little about your life in poor country.
Me:
there is earthquake happeing after days before
God:
There sure is.
Me:
100 000 was killed
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
you are kidding
God:
Yes, I am only joking.
Me:
MAY 12th 2008
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
easy
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
100 000 persons dead
God:
So was that.
Me:
sorry for my bad english
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is your bad english.
Me:
can you speak japanese
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
or kr
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
chinese
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
100000 was killed
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
i have told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
forget
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
haha.why
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
are you busy
God:
I am just doing my job.
Me:
i c
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
you are java tool
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am java tool.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

 

This is hilarious!

 

part of my conversation w/ iGod:

Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
for what?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
can you spell that?
God:
" that".
Me:
no. reductionism.
God:
Are you serious? Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
you don't have a human brain?
God:
I do so have it. Every robot has a human brain, I think.
Me:
robot, ei?
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really? really?
God:
For real. For real.
Me:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahja
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
haha100x
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i thought so..

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