Source - FunnyandJokes.com Probably though it was a good idea at the time... since when was wafting a fart at someone "battery"? Lol.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hs2TwujTDL2W4xIvPx90cXm61n4QD93DVSGO0 Now you know da REST of da story. Good day! (For those of you in Rio Linda, da charges were droped!!)
I always wondered when that would happen for real. i remeber they made a joke about that in the movie 'Con Air'