Careers in Al-Qaeda [Apply Now]

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by glitto, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. #1
    Marvellous CA (Careers in Al-Qaeda)

    Candidate must be MBBS (Masters in Bomb Blasting Strategies) or MSC (Master in Suicidal Course)

    Preferably from IT (Institute of Terrorism)

    Preference will be given to MBA (Member of Blasting Agency) with atleast 3 head to head attack experience with US army in Afghanistan.

    Apply before 3rd world war.


    Anyone interested in this job? :D
     
    glitto, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  2. starz

    starz Peon

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    where should i submit my resume ? :D :D ....
     
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  3. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #3
    All I want is an RPG... what do I need to do to get one of those?
     
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  4. glitto

    glitto Notable Member

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    Go directly to Aghanistan. Osama will take interview hehhee:D
     
    glitto, Mar 24, 2008 IP
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    jackass2007 Peon

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    #5
    Mail ID: recruitment [at] osama.com might come handy in case you're too lazy to travel :p :D :D
     
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  6. coderbari

    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #6
    I don't have qualification to apply for this job :(
    I am so sad :eek:
     
    coderbari, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  7. Joseph.oliver88

    Joseph.oliver88 Peon

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    #7
    i think i found my employer.
     
    Joseph.oliver88, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  8. glitto

    glitto Notable Member

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    #8
    You can send application for internship :D

    It will give you experience + earnings but no life guarantee :rolleyes:
     
    glitto, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  9. logicb0x

    logicb0x Well-Known Member

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    #9
    I need big money, and I can do anything... I want to join win Al Qaeda, please help me Osama
     
    logicb0x, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  10. dairyman

    dairyman Notable Member

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    What is the salary per month (if I live up to one month;) ) and what is the currency and mode of payment? Paypal acceptable :D
     
    dairyman, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  11. coderbari

    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    Is there any way to do this job from home in online? :eek:
     
    coderbari, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  12. glitto

    glitto Notable Member

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    Don't know about that.

    may be in future Al-Qaeda starts hiring online hackers :D

    i m sure if they do so, they will get MANY hackers who will be ready to work for them.
     
    glitto, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  13. tribulus

    tribulus Peon

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    #13
    You get to serve in an elite killing force.........
    Wait there's more................. if you act in the next 10 minutes, they'll throw in 44 virgins after your triumphant success in ridding the earth of 4 infidels and 144 innocents. Paradise awaits those who are consumed with premeditated salvation. :eek:
    Act now while operators are still able to take your call.:cool:
     
    tribulus, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  14. kodut

    kodut Well-Known Member

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    #14
    what about pensions or vrs
     
    kodut, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  15. hello_welcome

    hello_welcome Well-Known Member

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    #15
    per month i need payment $10,000 only
     
    hello_welcome, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  16. Vadym

    Vadym Peon

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    #16

    There's an oxymoron. He can't be a master without experience, and he's obviously a failure if he's experienced and still alive :D :rolleyes:
     
    Vadym, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  17. FreelanceFirm

    FreelanceFirm Banned

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    #17
    Hello sir,
    I am qualified for this post and would like to apply for this.
    Please let us know my salary per month and other social securities you are willing to provide me:p
     
    FreelanceFirm, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  18. PHPGator

    PHPGator Banned

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    #18
    Was anyone else a bit leary of even coming into the thread? The whole topic just creeps me out for some reason. I don't want to be picked up by the government or anything. :D
     
    PHPGator, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  19. glitto

    glitto Notable Member

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    Dear Candidate,

    You are request to appear for interview tomorrow at 300th Floor,Old Osama House, Al-Qaeda Street Kabul :D
     
    glitto, Mar 24, 2008 IP
  20. Algert

    Algert Well-Known Member

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    #20
    I am interested in this job ! (I can do it without payment, just for pleasure!:D)
     
    Algert, Mar 24, 2008 IP