Cannot poop lately help please

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by badrpg, May 14, 2007.

  1. vnairp11

    vnairp11 Well-Known Member

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    #41
    atleast you are pooping a little so its nothing serious to worry about like a blockage that needs surgery :) drink fluid and eat lot of fiber even a subway sandwich will work wonders :) club :)
     
    vnairp11, May 16, 2007 IP
  2. mastermemei

    mastermemei Banned

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    #42
    I feel for you man..
    Just drink lots of water, eat fruits and after that train yourself to have a regular bowel movement. Goodluck pal! :)
     
    mastermemei, May 16, 2007 IP
  3. prilep

    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #43
    You have to drink more water and eat meat. Helped me once. Or just go to the drug store and get this medicine that makes you poop and thats it lol.

    - Prilep :D
     
    prilep, May 16, 2007 IP
  4. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #44
    nice list :D
    then shout at the top of your lungs: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!" :D
     
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  5. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #45
    Eat more fibre!
     
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  6. Codythebest

    Codythebest Notable Member

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    #46
    Waw...all these posts for the poop guy, holly c**p ...:D

    Guys, guys, I can't pee straight...:( ...Please help, hold it straight for me...:p
     
    Codythebest, May 16, 2007 IP
  7. chant

    chant Well-Known Member

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    #47
    Oh man...some guy can't poop and goes to the DP forums to get advice instead of going to see a doctor? HELLO! You have your priorities messed up!
     
    chant, May 16, 2007 IP
  8. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #48
    yeah really & no kidding!
    there's a reason I haven't put up any threads entitled: "IT hurts when I pee, what should I do?" :D
     
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  9. TicTacWebsites

    TicTacWebsites Peon

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    #49
    It is very dangerous for you not to do that regularly. Drink Prune Juice and eat lots and lots of prunes.
     
    TicTacWebsites, May 16, 2007 IP
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    FOX LORE Notable Member

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    #50
    Exactly! I astonish that they expect us to diagnosis and treat their illness.
    We are webmaster one day and Doctors the next day. :D Just all in a days work,right?
     
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  11. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #51
    Come on dude...make it!!! :D:D:D
     
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    #52
    That's why there is "General Chat" section on DP? :p
     
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  13. Mike Seiler

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    #53
    I'd go to a doctor... and ask him for advice on running a website. While you're there, see if he knows the exact time of the next PR update.

    If talking to him about that doesn't help, come back here and we'll walk you through a minor stomach surgery procedure. ;)
     
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    #54
    Too much time in the chair you have to shake up
     
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    #55
    You need exercise, water and a high fibre diet. Don't eat snacks, they have a very low fibre content. Also, avoid eating too much meat. Eat more fresh vegetables and fruits, salads can help. An apple a day followed by a warm glass of milk can also do wonders.
     
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    prilep Well-Known Member

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    #56
    The easiest way is to go to the closest pharmacy around you and get medicine that makes you poop lol. It might help.

    - Prilep :D
     
    prilep, May 16, 2007 IP
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    #57
    Fiber, fiber, fiber... drink lots of water, eat wheat products, papaya, prunes, and herbal teas
     
    mets, May 16, 2007 IP
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    #58
    eat foods that contain fibers like fruits and vegetables.. and drink a lot of water..
     
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    #59
    which end does this go in? :) lol
     
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    #60
    like a long ride on a bumpy road in a car with no shocks, OR a short ride on a regular road riding a donkey or camel :D
     
    timsdd, May 17, 2007 IP