LOL sounds funny but if you can get my profile to have more friends, please pm me with details. I can pay you many ways what ever your needs may be.
If you give me your login details, I can send out as many friend requests as you want. (MySpace usually blocks accounts that do more than 500 per day. Personally, I always do less than 400 a day to be sure.) I will do them at a rate of $1.00 per 200 friend requests. I cannot say how many people will accept. I can build an account from scratch and add targeted friends for $2.00 per 100 friends. Thanks, Scott