Came across this Joke through an Email... I found it cool.

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    A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class," If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain?? ".Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
    teacher: "ok johnny ,wats the answer?".
    Johnny: "none,ma'am.
    teacher: "how?"
    Johnny:" after hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly away."
    Teacher:"no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like the way u r thinkin.

    now johnny has a doubt.

    Johhny: " teacher can i ask u a question?
    Teacher: "sure"
    johnny:" there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is lickin it while the third one is suckin on it.can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"

    teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers.
    Teacher: "I....I......I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream is married."
    Johnny:" no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!!!

    :D :D :D
     
    connectmobiles, Nov 12, 2006 IP
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  2. Kassi

    Kassi Peon

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    #2
    Actually it is a very old joke, however a funny one.
     
    Kassi, Nov 13, 2006 IP
  3. rosiee007

    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    lol this was funny :D reading it the first time ! :D
     
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  4. webchoice

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    haha... heard this one before but it still made me laugh. =)
     
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  5. Dudibob

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    :D that's good, first time I've read it lol
     
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  6. connectmobiles

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    It surely does... bring up a Smile... even in your sadness...

    My personal Experience ;-)
     
    connectmobiles, Nov 13, 2006 IP
  7. lovelylovely

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    may be its old but i just heard it
    really cool, added it to my joke site right away :)
     
    lovelylovely, Nov 13, 2006 IP
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    Gotta love the little johnny jokes... :)
     
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  9. connectmobiles

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    Jonny jhonny, Yes pappa... Pullin teachers legs??? No papaaa
     
    connectmobiles, Nov 13, 2006 IP