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Buying Calling UK writers! I need an article on UK politics/election

Discussion in 'Content Creation' started by pianogirl, May 1, 2015.

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    I need somebody from the UK with a sense of humour to write an article advising people which party to vote for in the upcoming General Election.

    It needs to sum up the party but take the absolute p*ss out of each one.

    It's basically drawing caricatures but with words.

    It will be published on my news satire website.

    If you think you can do this, PM me with your price and a sample of previous work (anything).
    SEMrush
     
    pianogirl, May 1, 2015 IP
    SEMrush
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    Content Maestro Notable Member

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    #2
    I perfectly understand you'll prefer a UK-based writer for this gig as it's something which can be best done by someone living there. However, if you're willing to accept writers from other countries, I would like to apply.
    I'm a NON-NATIVE writer and I have NOT handled humorous or satiric and political writing before. So, unfortunately, I DON'T have relevant samples to show. Even so, I'm ready to overcome any limitations this might put by researching your niche thoroughly and trying my best to deliver the quality you expect.
    As for the pricing, I cannot quote a rate unless I have an idea of the time, amount of research and effort this work will require.

    If you think we can proceed, please let me know so that we can discuss this in detail.

    Thanks and regards,
    CM.
     
    Content Maestro, May 1, 2015 IP
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    pianogirl Well-Known Member

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    #3
    I've already got someone for this particular article. This one is probably more difficult than usual since its focused so much on the UK and its politics.

    However, if you're still interested in writing satire, take a look at my site and tell me how much you'd charge for similar news stories.

    Research is limited really since it's all fake anyway!
     
    pianogirl, May 2, 2015 IP
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    OK, no worries. I'll take a look at your site and see whether it's something I can do. Thanks.:)
     
    Content Maestro, May 2, 2015 IP
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    iamalive Well-Known Member

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    #5

    .....researching how to be humorous that will be a first


    also for that pitch to have been successful it would have had to be humorous on its own

    back to writing seo content for ya boy
     
    iamalive, May 11, 2015 IP
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    *FIXED that for ya, BARKER!

    Get a life if possible and good luck with it! :)
     
    Content Maestro, May 11, 2015 IP