Two-year-old tots trot out business cards TOUCH base with Ethan Jones and he'll hand you his business card. He'd love to meet for lunch ... but will have to ask Mum first. The entrepreneurial two-year-old never leaves home without a supply of cards tucked in his nappy bag. In an extension of a phenomenon that has taken the country by storm, growing numbers of parents are investing in business cards for their children. I think this is a super-cool idea. When I was a kid, my parents were always moving around and I had one hell of a time meeting kids at every new school. Business cards have worked for adults for a long time. It's great that people are now giving this very effective tool to their children. Matt Sanders is a moron. When he says "There is nothing they could possibly gain" what he is really admitting is that he is just too small-minded to understand what children gain from interacting with their peers. He's no more a "parenting expert" than I am an expert on Zulu linguistics.