Bush Welcome your excellency Mr Muffin ........err Mufti..........err .......... Mr Abdul Aziz Hakim............err is that OK Mr Hakum.........err Aziz..............err Mr Abdul............oh forget it..................do you like muffins with your tea? Abdul Aziz Hakim Thanks for the invitation Mr Bush what is a Muffin? Bush You don't know what a Muffin is Mr Mufti yet you are a Shiite and don't know what a Muffin is? Are you taking the Shiite out of me ! Abdul Aziz Hakim Is the Muffin you are referring to a theologian word? Bush Err Mr Mufti Muffin what is a Theologian? Pause In came the tray of tea and muffins and the 2 Ideologists sat and looked at each other & smiled End of the Meeting they both went back to sleep Abdul_Aziz_al-Hakim http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Aziz_al-Hakim Muffin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin Sorry there was no wiki for Bush
If you search for "bush" and go down the disambiguation list, it should list "George Walker Bush". I tried posting the link, but I'm not able to yet. I haven't been here a week. Here ya go. I have to say, not everyone is a fan of Pun stories, but I enjoyed this one enough to justify the reading time.