Bumper stickers [ joke ]

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by programmer, Aug 22, 2005.

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    I love animals, they taste great.

    EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

    "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest!

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
     
    programmer, Aug 22, 2005 IP
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  2. digimania

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    Nice stuff there guys--anyway, here's mine.
    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a flat tire.
     
    digimania, Aug 23, 2005 IP
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    I hope I die in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like his passengers.
     
    brittanyk, Aug 23, 2005 IP
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    Friends dont let friends drink drive, They also dont say shit when your bladdered doin 130 down the motorway
     
    wanboll, Aug 23, 2005 IP