Brother & Sister Jokes (Greatest Collection)

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    Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them.

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    'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.'

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    Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

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    Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'

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    A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.'

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    A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

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    Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

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    Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

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    First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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    Lol Hahahahah
     
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    LOL thanks for sharing
     
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    Lol. Thanks for sharing :) Nice jokes. haha!
     
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    lol, that's funny!
     
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    Hahaha...
    Another great jokes, man! Nice post!
     
    mimm, Jun 27, 2008 IP
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    hahahhaaaa...good jokes, really entertaining,,,,.
    post more
     
    govindvkumar, Jun 27, 2008 IP
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    Wow there's some funny stuff here!

    Keep up the good work!
     
    ryandanielt, Jun 27, 2008 IP
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