Brit Jew marries dolphin

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    Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony


    Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.


    The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.


    "The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.


    After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.


    Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.


    'I'm not a pervert'


    And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.


    Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.


    After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


    "I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.


    Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.


    "But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
     
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    bluemouse2 Well-Known Member

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    :eek: :confused: :eek: :(
     
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    Thats grazy indeed :eek:
     
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    This is for me out of the world. She must be really lonely.
     
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    I cannot imagine this wedding.
     
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    "The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin"

    Damn, I knew there were drugs at rock concerts but ones bad enough to make you want to marry a DOLPHIN?
     
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    Q: How do you make love to a dolphin?
    A:??
     
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    sorry but i don't get...
    WHAT!!!!
     
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    What lengths wil people go, to draw attenton to themselves.
     
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    WEIRD! People will marry anythings these days
     
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    Anyone else just notice this is a 3 year old thread?

    ..yeah
     
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    This seems to happen constantly on DP.
     
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    Shame i think she should be admitted to a mental hospital. The woman clearly needs help!!!!
     
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