Brilliant satire - from a Pakistani Newspaper - surprise, surprise

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by contentedge, Jan 8, 2009.

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    Disclaimer: Before any of you guys start bitching that this is some sort of Hindu/Christian/Zionist conspiracy, I need to clarify that this column is from a Pakistani Newspaper and I'm an atheist. It's a satire and take it in the right sense. Clear?

    Now check this out guys. It's awesome.

    http://dawn.com/weekly/images/images4.htm

    Father: Okay, I’m sorry. You have to be tolerant and rational, son. Now be a good boy and go read a book instead of watching TV.

    Son: I have no books.

    Father: Of course, you do. I bought you so many books.

    Son: I burned them.

    Father: What?

    Son: I burned them.

    Father: But why?

    Son: They were all in English.

    Father: So?

    Son: It’s a non-Muslim language!

    Father: But we are speaking English, aren’t we?

    Son: W... aaaaaaa…

    Father: What now?

    Son: Zionists made me forget my Arabic.
     
    contentedge, Jan 8, 2009 IP
  2. aam_aam

    aam_aam Banned

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    yup, it is absolutely great!
     
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  3. Hyder Ali

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    Hey, what do you mean by showing this.
     
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  4. Polite teen

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    hahaha

    funny joke, but I have to make clear one important thing here:


    Allah The Great said:

    13. O mankind! We have created you from a male and a female, and made you into nations and tribes, that you may know one another. Verily, the most honourable of you with Allâh is that (believer) who has At-Taqwa [i.e. one of the Muttaqûn (pious). Verily, Allâh is All-Knowing, All-Aware.

    Prophet Mohammad PAPBUH said : "All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a white has no superiority over a black nor a black has any superiority over a white - except by piety and good action.
     
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    if you couldn't satisfy people about yourself, then try to make enemity between them, so that they will not be united against you, and don't worry, there are some silly who will not detect your plot.


    I think this thread is based on this logic.

    anyway: why you said that you are atheist, were you afraide of something or what?
     
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