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Breaking News - Missing page from the Bible is found.

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Roman, Apr 13, 2009.

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    For hundreds of years it has been universally believed that the first page of the Bible has been removed. The earliest copies of the Bible have all shown indications of the first page being torn out and as a result any future copies of the Bible have omitted this page.

    There has been much speculation of the contents of this missing first page with the most common belief that it contained the exact date of the extermination of mankind.

    On Friday April 10, 2009 archeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be the missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in Bonne. If genuine, it is the missing first page of the Bible, however the page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

    It reads as follows:

    "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."
    Roman, Apr 13, 2009 IP
  2. Bushranger

    Bushranger Well-Known Member

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    #2
    LOL, as reported in The Roman Times.
    Bushranger, Apr 13, 2009 IP
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    Sam's SEO Media Banned

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    #3
    haha is that a joke?
    Sam's SEO Media, Apr 13, 2009 IP
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    FuzX Peon

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    #4
    Assuming this isn't a total joke, this is like claiming to have discovered the last page of Charles Darwin's diary, where he professes his love of Christianity and drops all of his evolution theories.

    After a nice Google search, it seems like this is a mostly word-by-word script from Red Dawn, a comedy/science-fiction show. Please don't post false information.
    FuzX, Apr 13, 2009 IP
  5. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #5

    Hmmmm, didn't know having a sense of humor was a sin, guess I'll burn in hell for sure now.

    PS: It's Red Dwarf and it's hilarious, guess they'll all burn in hell too.
    Roman, Apr 13, 2009 IP
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    koan Peon

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    If you couldn't tell it was an obvious joke, don't get all cranky.

    As for Darwin, it doesn't matter whether he changes his mind or not, as a person, he is not important, but his scientific theory is, and that theory has been proven to be useful. See how science is beautiful? Go ahead and try to discredit him all you want, call Darwin a pedophile, a nut job or a nazi, we won't even care because it would be irrelevant on the validity of the theory.
    koan, Apr 14, 2009 IP
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    it career Notable Member

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    Leaving the joke apart , I am 100% sure , Jesus's teaching was badly retorted for church's priests benefits ,etc.
    it career, Apr 14, 2009 IP
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    xlcho Guest

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    #8
    Nice joke...
    xlcho, Apr 14, 2009 IP
  9. ChaosTrivia

    ChaosTrivia Active Member

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    #9
    HA HA HA HA HA :)
    Good one, I will use it.
    The first page you found, in the language of the old-testament, reads as follows:
    קנדי היקרה. כל הדמויות המופיעות בספר זה הן פרי הדמיון. כל קשר ביניהן לאירועים או דמויות אמיתיות אחרות הוא מקרי בלבד.
    :)
    ChaosTrivia, Apr 15, 2009 IP
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    ncz_nate Peon

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    #10
    Funny.. when I first clicked on this thread I was thinking this.
    ncz_nate, Apr 15, 2009 IP
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    Dean_Saliba Well-Known Member

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    It is Red Dwarf, and get a sense of humour it was obviously meant as a joke.
    Dean_Saliba, Apr 15, 2009 IP
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    amanamission Well-Known Member

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    #12
    This would be funnier if the original Bible text actually had pages...
    amanamission, Apr 18, 2009 IP
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    #13
    I clicked because I couldn't remember the name of the book this came from...astonished to find more than one person didn't get the joke. Yikes...
    consultantmark, May 3, 2009 IP
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    Hahaha this had me going for a second I was like I knew it!
    hash1, May 3, 2009 IP