Breaking Internet News!

Did you guys hear? The Internet is now available on computers?!?!!?

 

Yeah I read that online the other day...

WTF?!!

 

I'll second that "WTF?!!" and raise you a WTF???!!

 

can you please share us the link.

 

http://64.233.187.104/search?q=cach...have+Internet+on+computers+now"&hl=en&start=1

 

I decided to download the internet as soon as it became available.

 

(Notice: "TWO YEARS EARLIER" Jerry is sitting at a booth with Nina)

NINA: And they call it the World Wide Web. You can e-mail anyone!

JERRY: (Mesmerized) What are you, a scientist?!

NINA: Ah, I gotta go. (Gets up to leave)

JERRY: Ah.

NINA: It's great talkin'

JERRY: Great talkin' to you. (Nina leaves. To himself) What the hell is e-mail?

 

What is it about?

 

It is about 10 feet tall, weighs just 120 pounds and comes in three colours.

 

I want to see the internet on the toilet, that be fun!

 

MY VERY OWN INTERNET!!!!!!!! I have longed for this day!

 

but What internet are you talking about? I heard there is more than one, And I know its true cuz somebody important said it.

 

Must have been Al Gore, he knows everything about the internet!

 

Geez, now that it's on computers, big bad corporations are already ruining it!!!

Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

 

no i will buy it when it will available on CD packs

 

Can't I just get the hard copy to read on the bus?

 

Do I have to download that or is it available on CD-Rom? Maybe it comes with Microsoft Windows?

 

shouldnt this topic be locked or taken to jokes/funny section ??

 

Where is the "funny" section?

 

expected rpely, then probably locking the topic is last alternative