hahaha you're certainly on a mad one tonight, mate! Smeared testicles a la butter & sage. Sounds almost edible.
The other more serious question that has not been asked or discussed here is "with a fly" or "without a fly"? I always bought my boxerbriefs with a fly, but lately I've found some very nice models -- actually Jockey brand -- that did not have a fly. It takes a little bit of getting use to, but the extra comfort seems worth the trouble.
That's what I find funny - guys ware boxers to be cool, but I am not the kind of guy who shows my underwear to other guys, so I don't worry about being "cool" (My son does everything he can to be cool by copying others, I give others things to copy to be cool!)
Sometimes... But I find during the summer (espically for me when I do my somewhat-daily bike riding) with breifs you just sweat too much, and its not a good feeling Josh