Many of you are aware of the last and final prophet to come to earth and spread the final word of god. Those who reject the final word of god and do not accept Bobby (peace and blessings be apon him) as their final messanger into their hearts will find themselves explaining their actions to Flying Spaghetti Monster on the final day. Some individuals will come here and lie to you and tell you that FSM and Bobby (peace and blessings be apon him) are not God or the final messanger. But infact they are the work of the Satan trying to pull you away from the light of FSM. Here's a quote by one of our scholours To outsiders it makes us hard to define, but here are some general things that can be said about our beliefs: We believe pirates, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers and it was due to Christians, Muslims and Jews misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today. We are fond of beer and wine Every Friday is a Religious Holiday We do not take ourselves too seriously We embrace contradictions (though in that we are hardly unique) 157 virgins for devoted followers Unlimited health and wealth No wearing of religious costumes No bombs no guns, no weapons of any kind There has been lots of miracles in FSM here are just some reported miracles by devoted worshipers. I hope that Bobby (peace and blessings be apon him) and FSM guide you down the right path.
Booby or Titty as he is known to his most loyal is the true bringer of joy . I love playing whit it every night night . Peace and blessings be upon it . Forget FSM Booby is the real deal !!!
Ooh I can't wait to tell the congregation on Sunday that Bobby can create a live octopus out of nothing but water. Another Bobby miracle is surely more proof he's real. You'd have to be stupid not to believe in him now.