blonde jokes ( add yours)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Koala, Apr 24, 2010.

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    What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
    The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

    A blonde rear ends a man. He gets out of his car and asks:
    - Have you ever even taken a driving test?
    - Yes, I have, and many times, you idiot!

    A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
    She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
    Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
    Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
    The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"

    A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
    "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

    Two blonde women are talking..
    - you know, yesterday, I cheated on my husband
    - did you do it for money or for love?
    - for love of course, 'cause you know $300 is not really money anymore...


    I like this kind of jokes. please post here any joke you heard about blonde..
     
    Koala, Apr 24, 2010 IP
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    sandbox89 Active Member

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    On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

    The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

    "That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

    After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
     
    sandbox89, Apr 24, 2010 IP
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    Ibn Juferi Prominent Member

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    Two blondes walking in the park
    “Arrr look at that poor little dead bird.”
    the other looks into the sky and says “where“???
     
    Ibn Juferi, Apr 24, 2010 IP
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    Koala Well-Known Member

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    here is another one..

    A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, "I want that TV."
    The man replies, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."
    She went home, died her hair red and went back to the sales man, "I want this TV."
    Again, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."
    Frustrated, she went home, shaved bold and went again, "I want this TV!!!"
    Again, "Sorry I don't sell to blondes."
    The blonde screams out, "HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW I'M BLONDE!?!"
    He replies, "Cause that's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
     
    Koala, Apr 24, 2010 IP