Here are some funny things about the Blonde.. Boss: Where were you born? Blonde : London . Boss : which part ? Blonde :what do you mean by which part ? Whole body born in London Blonde joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Blonde : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.. How will you destroy a submarine full of Blondes ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.... Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Blonde: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Blonde: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? For an Indian Blonde Blonde: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Blonde: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! A Blonde Guide Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Blonde: Napoleon's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Blonde: That was Napoleon's skeleton when he was child ejnoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha very funny, i love the Submarine one, blondes arent always that bad though.. only a few classic examples such as paris hilton and pamela anderson lol
Three blondes came into a bar and were celebrating. The bartender asked them what was the occasion. The first blonde said, "Well, you know those puzzles that say 3 to 5 years on the box? It only took us two weeks to finish it!"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????"
I think asian girl only look good with their natural dark hair. Why all these Japanese, Koreans and Indian etc. dye their hair blonde is beyond me.
Whats the diff between a smart blonde and a UFO? people have seen UFO's lol I'm not hatin! im a blonde.... well naturally but i dye my hair dark drown, but i was a blonde for 19 years! lol im blonde at heart
two blondes walk into a building you think one of them would have seen it ---------------------------------------- what do you call a blonde with two braincells? pregnant