Black Helicopters

The black helicopters are doing exercises in downtown Denver today.

This should get the local moonbats all riled up and nervous.

Of course, it's probably just because the moonbat convention is happening here soon.

There were a bunch of Democrats claiming that they would burn Denver to the ground during the convention. I'm not sure if they are still motivated to do that, as I believe they were only interested in doing so if Obama was not selected as the moonbat candidate.

This is going to be an interesting year to be in Denver.

 

Come on admit it, you saw my new avatar!

 

I am just about as nearsighted as is humanly possible (after TWO rounds of LASIK!), but what I saw looked a whole lot like your new avatar.

 

Everyone loves the blackhawks with Thunderstruck

 

Everything goes better with a little AC/DC.

 

We had some hovering over the neighborhood recently as well... My guess is they were looking for someone.

 

I'm pretty sure the black helicopter crowd doesn't typically vote liberal. And are more likely to live in places like Montana.

 

Osama Bin Laden?

Boogeymen?

 

Living in D.C., I know my shit says Baltimore I despise all DC sports teams, I see black helicopters all the time.

 

Nasty weather, high-crime, stupid laws, insane real estate prices, and you're surrounded by bureaucrats. Not to mention that you're one of the top targets for terrorist attacks.

The constant helicopter noise can't be great either.

 

35% of your neighbors are probably CFR who get free transportation via black helicopters.

 

I had a helicopter hovering over my townhouse at night a few months ago, and I went out on my patio. Then I heard a clear voice (think it was coming from helicopter) saying, "Get back in your house and lock the door." It was kind of scary, I just went back in my house and locked the door. Sounds funny, but it's true. My neighborhood isn't all that great I guess.

 

I saw this headline on Reddit earlier today and I was thinking of this thread: Black Helicopters Over Denver & Florida

Of course, it was a link to one of Alex Jones' sites

lol

 

The scary thing is that some people actually believe the loony stuff that Alex Jones makes up.

 

A prime example of that would be AGS...

 

What are black helicopters?

 

Well, AGS does read, and he doesn't accidentally post in Queen's English without knowing proper grammar. So in that regard, he probably is informed on some things you haven't heard on Fox News yet.

 

Very similar to blue helicopters, even red ones, except these are black.

 

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

 

This implies something else.

If you're not going to give a proper explanation other than the dumbass generic, a red helicopter, but it's black.