I was really bored and talking to friends on messenger, and one of them showed me this: How one Microsoft employee didn't "bing" good enough for Steve Ballmer. See this It's a spoof I guess, and haha, it was worth the laugh!
Yea it's fake, but it really sounds like something that Ballmer could do. Bing! I'm kidding, Google rules.
Bing. I'm fired. I still like to use Google more than any other search engine though, simply because it's reliable.