Bill Gates and God

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    Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
    Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.

    God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

    Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

    God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

    God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

    Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".
     
    niitesh, Jun 25, 2008 IP
  2. jhon99

    jhon99 Banned

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    #2
    i like your story mate
     
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    haha, sooo unreal
     
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    great........:D
     
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    lol, that's funny! does god like the way bill gates thinks?
     
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    Bill Gates wants best of both the worlds :D.......nice story thanks ;)
     
    maverick123, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    That's Silly,
     
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    Haha... Great story, mate!
     
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    niitesh Active Member

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    that's why it's funny mate:D
     
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    HaHa...that's why he is Bill Gates.
     
    ALOK JAIN, Jun 25, 2008 IP