I kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum. -Duke Nukem Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except those things in the world that just don't add up. -James Magary Nothing is final until you're dead, and even then I'm sure God negotiates. - Anjelica Houston, Ever After: A Cinderella Story The Roman empire wasn't built by holding meetings, it was built by killing anyone who stood in your way anon "Live sucks, get a f'ing helmet" - Denis Leary "Have a nice day before someone screws it up" - Unknown Winston Churchill 'What if I had said, instead of we shall fight on the beaches, "hostilities will be engaged with our adversary on the coastal perimeter? -Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. -There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' "He is no fool who gives up what he can not keep to gain what he can not lose" -jim elliot -'Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect...so why practice at all?' theres mine which i use on forums